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David Ortiz hit two home runs on Tuesday but didn’t make the cut as slowest trot of the day with either. Is our world coming to an end? Let’s get to the trots!

Let’s get right to the trots!

The news broke over the weekend, so not everyone may have seen it. On Saturday, on a perfectly routine home run to straightaway right field, David Ortiz had his third 30-second trot of 2014, clocking in at 31.09 seconds for no reason whatsoever (except that he is David Ortiz). He’s the best. Now let’s get […]

In case you missed the shocking news last night, David Ortiz etched his name into the history books again with his third 30-second trot of the season. Big Papi is now responsible for 4 of the 8 non-injury half-minute trots of the Tater Trot Tracker era. Just when you think Big Papi has done all […]

Hold onto your hats, but we’ve got some shocking news about David Ortiz tonight.

Big night for big flies last night. Jose Abreu clobbered one over the batter’s eye in Chicago (video). Then Todd Frazier bested him by putting one onto the riverdeck out in center field at Great American Ballpark (video). And then there’s… Hold on, let’s get to the trots!

I just realized that the Giants have both Brandon Hicks and Tim Hudson on their roster. Means I have no choice but to share this supercut from one of my favorite movies. Now let’s get to the trots!

Let’s get right to the trots!

It’s wet out today, so let’s get right to the trots!

I keep plugging along on the tater trots I missed while on vacation last week, so hopefully those will be included in one of these posts soon. Meanwhile, Troy Tulowitzki keeps plugging along with an outrageously good season. Somehow, I think his accomplishments are the more impressive. Let’s get to the trots!

As you may have noticed, the Tater Trot Tracker was silent over the weekend while I was away on vacation. The plan is to catch up on the missed tater trots over the next week or so. They can really add up over five days! In the meantime, let’s get to the trots!

Six games. That’s it. That’s all we got throughout the league yesterday. Needless to say, there weren’t too many home runs. So let’s get to the trots.

A full slate of ballgames and there were only 18 home runs around the league? They’re probably all saving up their home runs for this coming week when I’ll be on vacation. As if it isn’t hard enough to keep up with the Tater Trot Tracker while on the road! Let’s get to the trots!

If you missed it yesterday, there is now an All-Time Tater Trot Tracker Leaderboard available. And while David Ortiz does dominate the slowest trots list, Adam Rosales’s dominance of the quickest trots list puts him to shame. Now let’s get to the trots!