Bartolo Colon’s First Career Home Run

Bartolo Colon, the round man of the rubber, the portly pitcher, the full-set forty-something, hit his first career home run in a 19 year career last night at Petco Park, skying a pop-fly into the left-field corner beneath the Western Metal Supply, Co. As you might imagine, Colon wasn’t exactly speedy going around the bases. […]

Big Papi’s second-slowest trot ever

In case you hadn’t heard, it’s David Ortiz’s final season and, if April is any indication, he’s going out in style. On Friday, Papi broke open a tie-game in the 8th inning by blasting a shot over the Green Monster. Not only was his trot