It’s been too long.

A pair of first-ever Major League homers highlighted Saturday’s trots, but I was too busy watching the new season of Orange is the New Black. Priorities, I know. Let’s get right to the trots!

A short day for games means a short day for home runs. Let’s get right to the trots!

It was a busy weekend. Mario Kart 8, Game of Thrones… Let’s get right to the trots!

We better get right to the trots before Edwin Encarnacion slugs another three or four dingers!

Gotta be quick so let’s get right to the trots!

A quick update to celebrate a big milestone. We’ll be back with the rest of the trots later today.

Hope everyone is enjoying the gorgeous weather this weekend. Let’s get right to the trots!

The long, beautiful holiday weekend is finally here, so let’s get right to the trots!

Let’s get right to the trots!

I must apologize again for going M.I.A. this weekend. I was a bit too busy to update the Tater Trot Tracker. But I’m back now and working to get caught up. So let’s get right to the trots!

The new Godzilla movie comes out today, and I’m pretty stoked to see it. As excited as I am for it, though, I know that it will never be as good as the Arrested Development version: Now let’s get to the trots!

David Ortiz just keeps throwing the tater trot records out the window. After Tuesday’s two quick trots, I even thought he was picking things up again. Whoops. Let’s get to the trots!