Do you even have to ask?
Today’s trot — in the third inning at Target Field — clocked in at 30.21 seconds. While this is technically the quickest 30-second trot of the Tater Trot Tracker era (beating out a pair of 30.3 second trots from Papi and Hanley Ramirez), it’s still Ortiz’s fourth such trot of this season alone. No other player has more than one.
But, hey, it’s Big Papi! Slow trots are par for the course — and now 30-second trots are too!