A lot happened over the last three days to skip over, so let's get right to the weekend's trots!
Home Run of the Day: Miguel Cabrera, Detroit Tigers (Friday) – 30.94 seconds [video]
With this monster of a blast off a just-called up Daisuke Matsuzaka, Miguel Cabrera became the second player this year (and 7th player of the Tater Trot Tracker era) to break the 30-second mark. You can read all about the marathon trot here.
Slowest Trot: Miguel Cabrera, Detroit Tigers (Friday) – 30.94 seconds [video]
Not counting Cabrera's trot on Friday night, the next slowest trot of the weekend belonged to… Miguel Cabrera. His 27.0 second trot Sunday afternoon may have been the slowest of the day, but it seemed downright speedy for Cabrera this weekend.
Quickest Trot: Ian Kinsler, Texas Rangers (Friday) – 15.66 seconds [video]
What made Friday all the more strange was that, while Cabrera was giving us one of the slowest trots of the last four years, the Rangers were busy giving us two of the quickest we'll see all year. First, Tater Trot Tracker Adam Rosales hit his first home run as a Ranger. The resulting trot — 16.13 seconds (video) — is currently the fastest non-inside the park home run trot time of the season.
A few innings later, Ian Kinsler, Rosales' teammate, laced a chopper down the third base line. When left fielder Dayan Viciedo had trouble finding the ball, he held up his hands, hoping to get the umpire to call it dead. The play was very much alive, though, and Kinsler went around to score in 15.66 seconds.
It should be pointed out that Rosales' trot time was less than half-a-second slower than Kinsler's, and that's with Rosales tripping out of the box.
All of Today's Trots Miguel Cabrera........27 Josh Donaldson....21.58 Adrian Gonzalez.......26.67 A.J. Pollock......21.35 Mike Napoli...........26.11 Kole Calhoun......21.12 Nick Markakis.........23.82 Joey Votto........20.91 Salvador Perez........23.59 Alex Gordon.......20.91 Nate McLouth..........23.41 Justin Ruggiano...20.87* Andrelton Simmons.....23.14 Robinson Cano.....20.83 Andy Dirks............22.3 J.J. Hardy........20.43 Denard Span...........21.98* Shane Victorino...20.31 Bryce Harper..........21.94* Jordan Danks......20.28 John Mayberry.........21.85 Jeff Baker........19.87 Ian Desmond...........21.79 Drew Stubbs.......19.8 Caleb Gindl...........21.72 Josh Phegley......19.73 Evan Longoria.........21.63 Dustin Ackley.....19.23 Jarrod Saltalamacchia.21.59 Travis d'Arnaud...19.11 Saturday, August 24 Carlos Ruiz........24.62 Ian Desmond........21.12 Carlos Beltran.....24.57 Mike Trout.........21.12 Brian Dozier.......23.94 Jonny Gomes........20.86 Edwin Encarnacion..23.75 Caleb Gindl........20.64 Jason Kipnis.......23.26 Jason Castro #2....20.51 Darwin Barney......22.96 Roger Bernadina....20.39* Adam Dunn..........22.76 Jason Castro #1....20.3 Carlos Santana.....22.65 Freddie Freeman....20.3 Alex Rios..........22.41 Tony Sanchez.......20.19 Matt Carpenter.....22.4 Coco Crisp.........20.07 Ryan Flaherty......22.22 Ryan Ludwick.......20.05 Darin Ruf..........21.82 Zack Cozart........19.43 Martin Prado.......21.44 Will Venable.......18.35 Joey Votto.........21.44* Chris Heisey.......18.26 Evan Longoria......21.37 Kevin Pillar.......N/a Friday, August 23 Miguel Cabrera.....30.94 Matt Dominguez.....20.94 Hanley Ramirez.....24.09 Clint Barmes.......20.76 Brett Lawrie.......23.87 Brandon Moss.......20.75* Matt Holliday......23.81 Evan Longoria......20.69 Torii Hunter.......23.35 Khris Davis #2.....20.61 Jedd Gyorko #1.....23.3 Jedd Gyorko #2.....20.6 J.P. Arencibia.....23.04 Ed Lucas...........20.54 Adrian Beltre......22.69 Khris Davis #1.....20.32 Matt Joyce.........22.51 Chris Nelson.......20.26* Jayson Werth.......22.33 Scooter Gennett....20.08 Mitch Moreland.....21.94 Will Venable.......19.59 Nate Schierholtz...21.72 Ben Zobrist........19.05* Brian Roberts......21.61 Austin Jackson.....18.75 Edwin Encarnacion..21.43 Jeff Baker.........18.61 Jose Lobaton.......21.36 Justin Maxwell.....18.55 Brandon Phillips...21.25 Coco Crisp.........18.47 Adam Jones.........21.11 Robbie Grossman....17.76 Darin Ruf..........21.04 Adam Rosales.......16.13 Eric Hosmer........20.98 Ian Kinsler........15.66 Thursday, August 22 Wilin Rosario......25.48 Steve Lombardozzi..19.83 J.P. Arencibia.....23.6 Austin Jackson.....19.75 Ryan Doumit........23.35 Bryan Holaday......19.69 Darin Ruf..........21.98 Jordy Mercer.......18.72 Justin Upton.......21.36 Conor Gillaspie....18.25 Ryan Zimmerman.....20.92 Curtis Granderson..N/A Brian Bogusevic....20.76 Garrett Jones......N/A Donnie Murphy......20.36 Wednesday, August 21 Matt Holliday......26.01* Shin-Soo Choo......21.76 Chris Davis........25.32 Jayson Werth.......21.57 Aramis Ramirez.....24.93* Will Middlebrooks..21.5 Josh Thole.........24.84 Logan Schafer......21.45* Anthony Rizzo #2...24.69 Sean Rodriguez.....20.68 Scott Hairston.....24.5 Giancarlo Stanton..20.51 Chris Johnson......23.94 Brandon Moss.......20.04 Carlos Beltran.....23.7* Jason Bourgeois....19.94 Alfonso Soriano....23.6 Jason Castro.......19.83 Stephen Drew.......23.55* Chase Utley........19.7 Michael Morse......23.45* Joaquin Arias......19.69 Adam Jones.........23.26 Brad Miller........19.51* Allen Craig........23.14 Anthony Rizzo #1...19.37 Nick Swisher.......22.89 Adam Eaton.........18.5 Dayan Viciedo......22.62 Craig Gentry.......17.33 Josh Satin.........22.44 Coco Crisp.........N/a Wilin Rosario......22.4 Gerardo Parra......N/a
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